Dating jokes for kids
A ton of Reddit users found some of these inappropriate jokes from kids movies, and decided to make a thread of them.
Check out these inappropriate innuendos from kids movies and see if you ever missed them. there's a scene where they explain that 'who babies' are delivered to their parents from the sky in baskets with umbrellas.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!
" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!
" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
Growing up, I’m sure you watched lots of classic kid movies so that you’d be distracted for a few hours while your parents did their “adult stuff,” like paying bills or taking naps or whatever.
My mom always used to put a movie on whenever she needed had things she needed to get done – she’d put the movie on, then do her own thing for a while.
One of the baskets lands in front of a house and the dad finds it and yells something like 'honey, our baby's here!
' And then he takes a puzzled look at the baby and says 'looks just like your boss.'" Basically, there is an implication that the wife cheated on her husband with her boss, which is why their baby looked like him. I would have never caught that., when the therapist asks Ewing if there's anywhere else he has trouble 'performing,' and getting an emphatic 'NO!