Dating my daughter jokes
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. " Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?
We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Bob was in trouble. " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
“My Daughter has dated her boyfriend for over a year and they knew I was joking." In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for .95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for .95, Barbie Goes Shopping for .95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for .95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for .95, and Divorced Barbie for 5.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie 5.00 when all the others are only .95? "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." A married man was having an affair with his secretary." Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.